Which Gender
September 19th, 2006AskMen.com Rates This Joke: 8/10
A language teacher was teaching her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are gramatically designated as masculine or femine.
"'House' in French is femine -- la maison. 'Pencil' in French is masculine -- le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"
The french teacher didn't know, and the word wasn't in her french dictionary.
So for fun, she split the class into two groups, by gender, and asked them to decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to provide four reasons for their recommendations.
The men's group decided that computers should definitely be the feminine gender because:
1) No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2) The native languague they use to communicate is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3) Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
4) As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The women's group however, concluded that computers should be masculine because:
1) In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2) They have a lot of data, but they can't function on their own.
3) They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem.
4) As soon as you commit yourself to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Bowling competition
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Hair cut
finally decided to go and get a new hair cut...was browsing throught sources on internet to look for a suitable hairstyle, was kinda sick of the floppy,long hair.
ok,i found a so called maybe-i-will-like hairstyle which looks like this :-
after some hours... here is my new hair!!! hmm...similarity??? :P haha~~
ok,i found a so called maybe-i-will-like hairstyle which looks like this :-
after some hours... here is my new hair!!! hmm...similarity??? :P haha~~
look right
look left
However,some defects were found!!!! at the back... found out by my friends :-
see?they were saying the hairline is too FLAT!!!
Then,Chew was generous enough to help me fix the defects...
After some scissors work... here is the new look: -
Friday, October 13, 2006
202!!!
yes!!!
13th October 2006 is a day to be remembered...
finally i broke my bowling record...
scoring a 202!!! :)
ok,maybe it's nothing to someone out there...however it's my new personal record, after many years :)
hmm...is it a sign that i should buy a new personal ball for myself??? ( FYI, i scored 202 today with a house ball 0_0)
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
a new sem starts...already in 4th year,excluding this year,2 more years to go and i am graduating being a doctor?!?!? cant imagine...haha~~
anyway,big thoughts for this semester...thinking of joining a local bowling club, but before that i need a personal bowling ball...the price is the problem here...aiks~~ok ok,give me some time.
next,i am interested in learning ballroom dance!!! haha~~ huge challenge here...yet,getting started and looking for a place to learn is another question...paiseh la~~ (>.<)
then another research in surgery is starting soon maybe???
of course,my gym visits will continue as last semester.
looking back,quite a load to put in action eh???
anyway, before that, gotta finish up my 《仙剑奇侠传3》first *wink*
anyway,big thoughts for this semester...thinking of joining a local bowling club, but before that i need a personal bowling ball...the price is the problem here...aiks~~ok ok,give me some time.
next,i am interested in learning ballroom dance!!! haha~~ huge challenge here...yet,getting started and looking for a place to learn is another question...paiseh la~~ (>.<)
then another research in surgery is starting soon maybe???
of course,my gym visits will continue as last semester.
looking back,quite a load to put in action eh???
anyway, before that, gotta finish up my 《仙剑奇侠传3》first *wink*
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